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1) Um ligeiro gaguejar pode até oferecer um entusiasmo peculiar à conversa, ampliando o suspense nas suas boas palavras;

2) Nada pode ser mais irritante do que um pesquisador que diz o tempo todo: “Exatamente!, exatamente!!”;

3) Nunca diga “não tenho nada contra isso, mas...”. Adversativa imperdoável;

4) Nunca diga “no meu tempo...”;

5) Nunca termine uma sentença com um inescrupuloso “você não acha?”;

6) Evite o samba-exaltação na linha “encantador, encantador!”. Murmúrio de pseudo-artista;

7) Nunca seja escrupulosamente sincero ao ponto de questionar cada fato e corrigir qualquer impropriedade;

8) O mentiroso de qualquer espécie sabe que a recreação, e não a instrução, é a alma da conversa e acaba sendo muito mais civilizado do que o cabeça-dura que fica alardeando sua desconfiança em relação a uma história que é contada apenas para entreter a platéia;

9) Nelson Rodrigues e outras usinas de boas frases. Citações ad infinitum, evitemos, pois. Prefira o naturalismo-realista e conte histórias ou situações do seu próprio cunhado safado, da sobrinha tentadora, da vizinha do 704 etc;

10) Não conte filmes;

11) Muito menos sonhos. Interpretá-los em público, nem pensar, senhoras e senhores;

12) Não demonstre o seu cabacismo tecnológico, de modo a exaltar qualquer nova geringonça ou novidadismo do gênero;

13) Prefira a superfície bem fundamentada ao obscurantismo das teses ditas profundas - nota de rodapé em mesa de botequim é um desperdício;

14) Em caso de desconhecidos na mesa, não faça a maldita pergunta "o que você faz" logo nos primeiros goles;

15) Nunca se exalte demais diante de uma mulher bonita e gostosa ao ponto de querer discutir Faulkner com ela nos primeiros cinco minutos de conversa.

(continua...)

De O Carapuceiro.

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